Excellent Advice & Understanding

{From my college roommates}

S: "I'm at a bar in Portland with swings for chairs and I get to drink free for an hour because It's my roommates birthday!"

Caitlin : "What? Is this some sort of special event? If it's open bar I recommend that you double-fist AMF's"

Kacie: "Katy and I are at New Moon chugging wine out of our 'Team Edward' and 'Team Jacob' water bottles that we ordered off the internet when we were blacked out."


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